I have been wondering about snacks for a while. I was probably drunk at the time, but I suddenly realized that people mix food flavors in the most unnatural, horrifying,
delicious ways. Completely blew my whiskey-soaked little mind.
First example: Peanut butter & cheese cracker sandwiches =/= cheddar with a peanut butter schmear.
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| It's very difficult to make peanut butter NOT look like poo. |
If you haven't eaten these, you've at least
seen them in numerous vending machines, glowing sickly orange in the night-florescence of highway motels, summer camp, and college campuses. Four little, dry squares of
cheese-flavored crackers &
peanut butter. The salty-sweet, crumbly-gooey magical combination guarantees the snack's continued distribution to rest stops and kindergarteners around the country. Take the basic flavors, though; peanut butter and....cheese? How much rum was drunk to make that sound like a good idea?
...I still love those cracker sammiches, though.
Tell me, my cherished readers: What strange food combination do you snack on? Do you have a gustatory guilty pleasure do you harbor?
